Daily Dose of Cruise Humor
“Is lobster included?” — “Yes, but your restraint isn’t.”
Tag: Buffet, bars & drink packages
Mein Schiff 1 | Port Canaveral, Orlando, Florida |
Mein Schiff 2 | Sea Day |
Mein Schiff 3 | Stavanger, Norway |
Mein Schiff 4 | Praia, Santiago Island Cape Verde |
Mein Schiff 5 | Piraeus-Athens, Greece |
Mein Schiff 6 | Corfu Island, Kerkyra, Greece |
Mein Schiff 7 | Sea Day |
Mein Schiff Relax | Palma de Mallorca, Majorca Island Balearic Spain |
Mein Schiff Flow | under construction |
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Forget the rum-soaked myth. Long before Hollywood’s swaggering anti-heroes, real pirates—deserters, fortune-seekers, and displaced seamen—forged a rough republic at the edges of empires. This is how war, trade, and terror turned the Caribbean into piracy’s crucible—and why the legend refuses to die.
Previously… The crew rode the Antemeridian Rift by hinging THEN and NOW into a working MEANWHILE. They left with a bi-metal hourglass etched MORROW / EVE and a heading toward a slow, dark spiral called the Vesper Gyre. The Santa Lucía followed.
Previously… Through Gnomon Gate, the crew paid a straight-line truth and won a hinged coin etched THEN / NOW. The star-compass is trued by the brass Prime. Eastward, the horizon splits like a stitched wound: The Antemeridian Rift.
Previously… At Meridian Abbey the crew bound noon itself, won the thin brass Prime, and trued the star-compass. The next waymark rose ahead like a verdict written in stone: Gnomon Gate—“a standing shadow where the world remembers why it moves.”
The story of the cruise ship is a narrative of transformation, charting the evolution of sea travel from a grueling necessity to a celebrated form of leisure. Before the advent of infinity pools and Broadway-style shows, the ocean was a barrier to be crossed, not a destination to be enjoyed. For centuries, ships were functional…
Previously… The Crimson Horizon crossed the Lattice Shoals by singing time into shape. Capitana Inés Valdés and the Santa Lucía still ride their wake. The star-compass names the next waymark: Meridian Abbey.
The cruise ship, a meticulously engineered utopia of leisure, operates as a unique social laboratory. When the anchors are raised and the shore recedes, so too do the tethers of everyday convention. Our first exploration, Sea of Madness, chronicled the grand dramas of the high seas—the brawls, the buffet sins, and the life-or-death emergencies that…
Previously… Finn’s Oculus lens led the Crimson Horizon from the Drowned Observatory toward a rumor written between stars: The Lattice Shoals.
Part IV: When the Weirdness Spills Ashore The bizarre atmosphere of a cruise ship doesn’t always remain contained on the vessel; it often spills over into port, creating unforgettable and hilarious memories during shore excursions. These trips represent a collision between the controlled “cruise bubble” and the authentic, often strange, reality of the outside world,…
Previously… The Crimson Horizon rewrote a coastline in the Cartographer’s Wake and bought a night’s breathing room. At dawn the serpent lock clicked and spelled two words in quicksilver: Drowned Observatory.
Introduction: The Floating Petri Dish The modern cruise ship is sold as a paradise of convenience, a floating city where every desire is anticipated and every comfort provided. It is a meticulously engineered escape from the mundane, offering serene sunsets, gourmet dining, and a temporary reprieve from the rules of the real world. Yet, beneath…
Previously… The Crimson Horizon cut a path through a green gale, bribed the storm at its eye, and cracked the Ash Mirror aboard the pursuing Spanish frigate Santa Lucía. Captain Silas Blackthorne, Mireya, Briggs, and Finn O’Malley sailed on toward a rumor: the Cartographer’s Wake—a place where maps are erased to make room for better…
Introduction: The Floating Petri Dish The modern cruise ship is sold as a paradise of convenience, a floating city where every desire is anticipated and every comfort provided. It is a meticulously engineered escape from the mundane, offering serene sunsets, gourmet dining, and a temporary reprieve from the rules of the real world. Yet, beneath…
Previously… In the channel where time keeps its own charts, the Crimson Horizon bled minutes into a ghost-wake, threaded Nine Bells, and slipped past the Spanish frigate Santa Lucía by tying a wind into her own rigging. Night fell; a storm waited in the east like a decision.
About the Series Set sail into a world of storms, treasure, and mystery! Crimson Horizon is an original pirate adventure told in thrilling episodes, released regularly here on MyShip.guru. Follow Captain Silas Blackthorne and his crew as they battle the sea, rival empires, and curses older than time itself. Each chapter brings new dangers, dark…
Introduction: The Floating Petri Dish The modern cruise ship is sold as a paradise of convenience, a floating city where every desire is anticipated and every comfort provided. It is a meticulously engineered escape from the mundane, offering serene sunsets, gourmet dining, and a temporary reprieve from the rules of the real world. Yet, beneath…
From the moment a cruise ship sets sail, the front desk becomes a stage for some of the most unexpected, hilarious, and downright unbelievable questions from guests—proof that life at sea comes with its own brand of comedy.
About the Series Set sail into a world of storms, treasure, and mystery! Crimson Horizon is an original pirate adventure told in thrilling episodes, released regularly here on MyShip.guru. Follow Captain Silas Blackthorne and his crew as they battle the sea, rival empires, and curses older than time itself. Each chapter brings new dangers, dark…
About the Series Set sail into a world of storms, treasure, and mystery! Crimson Horizon is an original pirate adventure told in thrilling episodes, released regularly here on MyShip.guru. Follow Captain Silas Blackthorne and his crew as they battle the sea, rival empires, and curses older than time itself. Each chapter brings new dangers, dark…
From the moment a cruise ship sets sail, the front desk becomes a stage for some of the most unexpected, hilarious, and downright unbelievable questions from guests—proof that life at sea comes with its own brand of comedy.