“Do the fish know we’re here?”
“If I shout into the ocean, will my family hear me back home?”
“Can the ship sail around the rain cloud instead of through it?”
“Does the ship have brakes like a car?”
“What time do we pass the Great Wall of China?” (asked on an Alaska cruise)
“If I jump in the pool while we’re at sea, will I float away?”
“Can you put the moon on the other side of the ship so I can see it?”
“Are there sharks in the swimming pool?”
“Do I need a fishing license to order seafood on board?”
“When we cross the international date line, do I get younger?”
“Can I request the ship to honk when it departs so I don’t miss it?”
“Is there a map showing where the seagulls go at night?”
“If the captain is sleeping, who’s driving?”
“Do the crew wash the ocean before we arrive?”
“Can I book a wake-up call from a dolphin?”
“Does the anchor scare away the fish?”
“When the ship turns, does everyone have to lean the same way?”
“Can I pay extra for a balcony on both sides of the ship?”
“Is there an underwater viewing window from my cabin?”
“If I put a message in a bottle on board, will it just circle back to us?”
“Do the whales follow a schedule like the entertainment shows?”
“Can the crew lower the sunshade on the sky when it’s too bright?”
“Are the lifeboats heated and with room service?”
“If the ocean freezes, does the ship drive on ice?”
“Do you have a list of which stars are visible tonight?”
“Can I ask the captain to make a U-turn so I can take a better selfie?”
“Do the islands float, or are they tied down somehow?”
