“Do the crew sleep on board, or do they take a boat home every night?”
“If the ship keeps sailing in circles, do we get dizzy?”
“Does the ocean get turned off at night to save energy?”
“Can I get a window seat in the dining room?”
“If I drop my phone overboard, will the fish use it?”
“Does the captain announce when we pass into a new time zone, like a flight?”
“How do you refill the ocean after the ship uses some of it?”
“Can I request to see mermaids on the itinerary?”
“Why can’t I see the anchor when it’s down?”
“Does the ship have windshield wipers for storms?”
“Do dolphins get paid to swim alongside us?”
“Can I order pizza delivered to my deck chair?”
“Is there a button to make the sun rise earlier for shore excursions?”
“Do the crew get seasick too, or are they vaccinated against it?”
“When we dock, does the ship parallel park?”
“If the captain takes a day off, who drives the boat — the assistant captain or autopilot?”
“Can you stop the ship for a moment so I can take a clearer photo?”
“Are the waves scheduled, or random?”
“What happens if we sail into a different language?”
“Is there a treadmill facing the direction of travel so I can run faster?”
“Does the lighthouse move so ships can see it better?”
“Can I swim alongside the ship to get my steps in?”
“Are icebergs listed on the daily program?”
“Do the stars above us belong to the cruise line?”
“Can the ship take a shortcut if we’re running late?”
“Does the crew practice rowing in case the engine breaks?”
“Are the lifeboats Wi-Fi enabled?”
“When we cross into another country, does the water change flavor?”
